Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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