I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
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He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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