I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
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She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
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The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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