Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
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we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
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It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
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