Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
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I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
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So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
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