Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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