I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
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Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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