Whoa Z and x make the same sound
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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