Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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