come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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