Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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