Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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