hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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