your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He better not be in your backpack
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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