You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
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Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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