I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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