So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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