dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Bring me that man meat
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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