I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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