bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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