Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
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I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
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So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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