I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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