is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
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Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
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Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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