"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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