I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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