So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
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She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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