the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Randomize
