he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I wish you could order shots online.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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