So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
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He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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