no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
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I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
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Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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