Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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