you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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