my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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