Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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