I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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