David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
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Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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