what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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