party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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