the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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