But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Me too!
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
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