I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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