at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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