Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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