That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
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You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
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You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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