Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
