i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
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