I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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I was the one passing out cake at the bars
being pregnant is like rehab
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
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So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
So. Much. Porn.
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