i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
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The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
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Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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