every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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