Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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