Why are handjobs necessary in class?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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