dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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