Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
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just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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