***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
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You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
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It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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