She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Boobs speak an international language.
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The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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