oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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