Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
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Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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