U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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